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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Ngôn Ngữ Loài Hoa

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.




Ngôn Ngữ Loài Hoa



Hoa Cẩm Chướng-- Tình bạn.


Hoa Cúc Trắng- - Ngây thơ và duyên dáng


Hoa Cúc Tím(thạch thảo)-- Nỗi lưu luyến khi chia taỵ


Hoa Cúc Vàng-- Lòng kính yêu quý mến, nỗi hân hoan


Hoa Dinh Tử(màu lửa)--Càng ngày anh càng yêu em


Hoa Dinh Tử(dỏ sẫm)--Lòng anh không bao giờ thay dổi


Hoa Dồng Thảo--Tính khiêm nhường


Hoa Dồng Tiền--Niềm tin của em dã dạt dược


Hoa Forgetmenot-- Xin dừng quên em


Hoa Huệ--Sự trong sạch và thanh cao



Hoa Hướng Dương--Niềm tin và hy vọng

Hoa Hải Dường--Nên giữ tình bạn thân mật thì hơn

Hoa Hồng--Thể hiện tình yêu bất diệt

Hoa Hồng Bạch--Em ngây thơ duyên dáng và dịu dàng

Hoa Hồng Nhung---Tình yêu say dắm và nồng nhiệt

Hoa Hồng Vàng---Một tình yêu kiêu sa và rực rỡ

Hoa Hồng Dỏ--Một tình yêu mãnh liệt dậm dà

Hoa Hồng Phấn--Sự trìu mến của em theo bước chân anh.

Hoa Hồng Ti? Muội--Khi dược tặng,

nếu là bạn trai thì cần hiểu rằng: Bạn là một dứa em ngoan.



Hoa Inmortel--Nỗi dau khổ khó nguôi

Hoa Kim Ngân--Lòng trung thành

Hoa Lan--Bao giờ em cũng thành thật với anh

Hoa Lay Ơn--Những cuộc họp vui vẻ và lời hẹn cho ngày mai

Hoa Lưu Ly-- Anh muốn hoàn toàn là của em

Hoa Lài-- Tình bạn ngát hương

Hoa Ly--Tình yêu thanh cao và trong sạch

Hoa Mai, Hoa Dào--Một mùa xuân tràn trề ước mơ và hy vọng

Hoa Mimosa--Tình yêu mới chớm nở

Hoa Mào Gà--Không có diều gì làm anh chán cả



Hoa Ngân Hương Vàng--Tôi dã có chồng hãy tha thứ

Hoa Phù Dung--Hồng nhan bạc phận

Hoa Phù Dung--Chóng phai, không bền

Hoa Quỳnh--Sự thanh khiết

Hoa Sen Hồng--Hân hoan, tươi vui

Hoa Sen Trắng--Cung kính, tôn nghiêm

Hoa Sen--Lòng dộ lượng và từ bi bác ái

Hoa Sơn Trà--Anh nên dè dặt một chút

Hoa Thủy Tiên--Kiêu căng và ích kỷ

Hoa Thủy Tiên--Vương giả, thanh cao, kiêu hãnh



Hoa Thược Dược--Sự dịu dàng và nét thầm kín

Hoa Trà Mi--Kiêu hãnh, coi thường tình yêu

Hoa Trà--Mong manh sương khói

Hoa Tường Vi Hồng--Anh yêu em mãi mãi

Hoa Tường Vi Vàng--Anh sung sướng dược yêu em

Hoa Tường Vi--Sự e ấp kín dáo

Hoa Violette(Chuông)--Hãy giữ bí mật mối tình.


(Sưu Tầm)




The Lovers of the Heart



Article 1: Statement of Love-The Kiss


1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore yoụ

2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends. .

3. Kiss on the neck... I want yoụ .

4. Kiss on the lips... I love yoụ .

5. Kiss on the ears...I am just playing..

6. Kiss anywhere elsẹ.. lets not get carried awaỵ.

7. Look in your eyes... kiss mẹ .

8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without yoụ .

9. Hands on your waist... I love you to much to let you gọ



Article 2: The Three Steps


1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her.

3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to starẹ



Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.



**Remember**

A peach is a peach,

A plum is a plum,

A kiss ain't a kiss

Without some tounge,

So open up your mouth,

And close your eyes,

And give your tounge

Some exercise!





The Difference Between Men And Woman

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.


2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.


5. Married men live longer than single men
- but married men are a lot more willing to die.


6. Any married man should forget his mistakes
- therés no use in two people remembering the same thing.


7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after m



Success:


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



The Style:


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



Money Management:


A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a oneđollar item he wants.

A woman will pay one dollar for a twođollar item that she doesn't want.




Happiness:


To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a littlẹ

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


Marriage and the Future:


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wifẹ



Understanding Women:


There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman
Before marriage
and After marriage.



What a Woman Wants:


Only two things are necessary to keep onés wife happỵ

One is to let her think she is having her own waỵ The other is to let her have it.



Longevity:


Married men live longer than single men,
but Married men are a lot more willing to die.

Mistakes:


Any married man should forget his mistakes
- no use for two people remembering the same thing.

The Battle:


A woman always has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.




Woman (Oh God!!!)



If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen

If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing



If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing

If you don't, you are not understanding


If you make romance, you are an 'experience man'

If you don't, you are half a man



If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy



If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you don't love her


If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you don't like her



If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says "That's a girl's way"


If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel

If she is visited by another, 'Oh! it's natural, we are girls'



If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics



If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring


If she talks, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk



Oh God!! You created those creatures called "WOMAN"

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

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